I am sitting on the dock of the bay, humming along with Otis and waiting for my love to come sailing out of the sunset.
She’s flown down to St. Lucia to meet our friend Roger and help him bring the yacht up to our little island in the sun. We will then load our few [...]

A few chuckles

In a rush this morning. Have to run out and help my friend Mark with some back stage work. Some quick little blurbs to muse over…
In my opinion, it is too bad the bear didn’t get more licks in. Friggin idiots out in the woods murdering innocent animals simply for the pleasure of it.
Couldn’t have [...]

If this doesn’t exemplify chutzpa, then what does? Michael Brown, who got no brownie points for Fema’s handling of the Katrina crisis has started a company to teach people how to prepare for disasters. What’s your sales pitch going to be Michael? Learn from my mistakes? or perhaps… Take everything I say to do and [...]

I like quips. Things said succinctly with some humor and some wisdom intertwined. I do my best, but I cannot compare with these geniuses.
Will Durst is brilliant at it. Take a look.
George Carlin sometimes misses the mark, but when he hits it, it is a bull’s eye.
I wish he had his best stuff on his [...]

This is old news, but still funny AND true.
Do a Google search on the words “failure” or “miserable failure”.
What is new is Google’s response and explanation about why it works the way it does.
I wonder if I can create a “Google bomb” that would put my bio at the top of a search on the [...]

Over visiting a neighbor the other day…
“Would you like a cup of coffee?” he asks. “I just roasted the latest batch.”
“Yes. Coffee sounds great.”
“How do you take it?” he asks as he grinds the beans.
“Black; no sugar, no milk.”
“Well, we have no milk anyway, only cream.”
“In that case, I’ll have it with no cream.”
“We could [...]

A heads up to all your Brits: dig out your best winter clothes. In a reverse kind of logic, global warming is going to make it darn cold for you.

I can’t talk now; the stars are not aligned properly. Here’s George getting advice on how to avoid questions about his various crimes and misdemeaners.
People believe [...]

Sunday sermon…
I’ve considered starting a religion. The cash flow would be great. But I’d have problems keeping a straight face making up all those rules and telling all those lies. Tell you what, just send me the money (say 10% of your income…a good tithe) and I’ll let you make up your own credos and [...]

The word culture is an extension of the word cult. For most people, their culture is their cult. They are brainwashed into believing that the codas of their culture are the truth. If you want to be intellectually and spiritually free, you will have to de-program yourself from the cultural memes that have been forced [...]

Freudian Slippage…
Saturday morning. I went, in the early morning, to the farmer’s market to get our supply of fruits and veggies, leaving Sandra to sleep in. I have strolled up and down, stopping at various vendors to buy the things that appeal to me today and my 2 bags are bulging. This is a [...]